1. If Kim Jong il is dead does that mean were like bffs w north Korea now

    ferrisbuelersdayoff:

    lauren-harding:

    Bc man do I fucking hate Asians.

    this doesn’t even make sense

    if you’re going to be a racist idiot, at least fucking make sense

    How does it not make sense, you humorless twerp

    (via gaba-kawa)

  2. lauren-harding:

    I am straight up a alcohol sundae w stone drizzrd

    I was a funny bitch

  3. lauren-harding:

    I set out on a narrow way many years ago
    Hoping I would find true love along the broken road
    But I got lost a time or two
    Wiped my brow and kept pushing through
    I couldn’t see how every sign pointed straight to you

    Every long lost dream led me to where you are
    Others who broke my heart they were like Northern stars
    Pointing me on my way into your loving arms
    This much I know is true
    That God blessed the broken road
    That led me straight to you

    I think about the years I spent just passing through
    I’d like to have the time I lost and give it back to you
    But you just smile and take my hand
    You’ve been there you understand
    It’s all part of a grander plan that is coming true

    Every long lost dream led me to where you are
    Others who broke my heart they were like Northern stars
    Pointing me on my way into your loving arms
    This much I know is true
    That God blessed the broken road
    That led me straight to you 

    Now I’m just rolling home
    Into my lover’s arms
    This much I know is true
    That God blessed the broken road
    That led me straight to you

    That God blessed the broken road
    That led me straight to you.

    IM SORRY WHY AM I STUPID

  4. lauren-harding:

    Charles Manson interview w miller light josh and Jeremiah. Me.

    Holy fucking shit, god please just take me back so everything can be how it should be.

  5. Anonymous asked: why do you fuck asian dick? EW! asian are ineferior. whyyyy!?

    Omg

  6. thepeanutgailery:

    i just want to hug you

    Aw gee an I wanna hug you too ;)
  7. When your stomach drops bc you know you’re right about something that you really wanna be wrong about

    aw fuckhere we go

  8. This is funny bc you smelt like a hot dog today, hotdog-hebert

    (via thepeanutgailery)